Founding members of Trump’s Peace Council finally revealed

The world has no idea yet how much peace is coming its way: in Davos, Donald Trump officially revealed his controversial peace council. One thing stands out in particular: the choice of founding members, with several important nations missing. This overview shows exactly who’s in:

Donald Trump, USA

The patron, of course, could not be left out: US President Trump will ensure that the Peace Council revolves around one topic and one topic only: Donald Trump.

Joffrey Baratheon, Westeros

The even-tempered King, Joffrey Baratheon of Westeros, is expected to bring calm and composure to the council.

Vladimir Putin, Russia

What would a peace council be without Vladimir Putin, prince of peace, friend of humanity?

Sauron, Mordor

Sauron, ruler of Mordor, has brought peace to Middle-earth and has sound advice for every conflict. His tower, Barad-dûr, is surpassed only by Trump Tower in New York.

Kim Jong-un, North Korea

Donald Trump in an international peace council without his friend Kim “Rocket Man” Jong-un? Unthinkable!

Coriolanus Snow, Panem

The president of Panem is to provide entertainment for the peace council by having teenagers compete against one another. In what? Singing? Video games? Debating? He doesn’t want to reveal that just yet.

Benjamin Netanyahu, Israel

With his help, the whole world could soon look like Gaza: Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu knows how peace works.

Emperor Palpatine, Galactic Empire

The galactic Emperor Palpatine’s ability to shoot deadly lightning from his fingertips should successfully curb unnecessary discussions in this high-profile body.

Viktor Orbán, Hungary

When he heard that the EU did not think much of Trump’s peace council, Viktor Orbán was immediately enthusiastic. At his request, the council’s very first session is to discuss a possible air strike on Brussels.

Satan, Kingdom of Hell

Since 1974 he has, by blood contract, been entitled to a cut from every organisation in which Donald Trump is involved. Businesses, governments and also councils. So it is no great surprise that Satan is also on board.

Sheikh Mohammed bin Sajid Al Nahjan, United Arab Emirates

Perfect for a peace council: war is a foreign word to Sheikh Mohammed bin Sajid Al Nahjan. The reason is that he doesn’t speak English.

Skeletor, Eternia

Skeletor’s friendly smile alone testifies to his peaceful nature. In Trump’s peace council, he is likely to feel right at home.

This article was first seen on a our German partner site, Der Postillon

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