Reform UK receives record £9m donation from Cyberdyne Systems

Reform UK has received a £9m donation from military contractor Cyberdyne Systems, it has been revealed.

The donation was received in August, followed by Nigel Farage’s appearance on Nick Ferrari’s LBC show in September where the Reform leader enthusiastically plugged Cyberdyne Systems’ new T-800.

“It’s an incredible piece of machinery,” said Farage, looking up at the T-800 Terminator.

“Honestly, I’m not just saying this because Cyberdyne gave us nine million quid. I really do think this is the best killing-machine on the planet. There’s absolutely no doubt about it. 

“Look, I’m sure the woke left will try and feed you some nonsense about a T-800 trying to murder a woman and her unborn child, but as you know, I’m a big believer in protecting women and children. I would never, ever, let a Terminator attack Sarah Connor. You know, or whatever her name is.

“At the end of the day, the Bank of England needs to stop being dinosaurs. Cyberdyne are a fantastic company and these attempts to restrict the use of T-800s are absolutely ludicrous. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have another business meeting I need to attend.

“Tice reckons we could squeeze £10m out of Emperor Palpatine if we promise to big up their TIE Fighters.”

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