Reform voters spotted holding up ‘Nigel, can I have your shirt?’ signs

Reform UK voters have been spotted holding up ‘Nigel, can I have your shirt?’ signs in the hopes of getting one of the party’s new limited edition black football shirts.

Reform UK recently revealed it would be selling the black shirts for a whopping £350, though some supporters hope to get one for free by holding up a cardboard sign.

“It took me a few attempts to spell Nigel correctly, but I got there in the end. I think,” said Derek Williams, holding up his homemade sign.

“To be honest, £350 is a bit out of my price range as a regular working-class bloke. If it were any other party, I’d be absolutely fuming that they were taking advantage of working people like that. But since it’s Big Nige doing the grifting, I say crack on. Good on him.

“Although I can’t afford to buy one, I’m really hoping this sign will get me a free shirt. I spent all night making it. I really hope Nige likes all the glitter I put on it. The only downside is I won’t be entered into the Golden Ticket raffle to win a lunch with him. 

“I was really looking forward to singing Hitler Youth songs in The Ivy, as well.”

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