Violence is the fault of Democrats who compared Trump to Hitler, insists Vice President who compared Trump to Hitler

The Democrats who compare Trump to Hitler are at fault for all violence against right-wing figures, according to the Vice President who publicly compared Trump to Hitler.

JD Vance explained that likening Trump to a fascist dictator will see you blamed for deranged lunatics aiming guns at people following Trump’s orders, but it won’t preclude you from being a heart attack away from the Oval Office.

Vance, at 41, spent a good deal of his 30s being highly critical of Donald Trump, his policies, and his general approach to politics, before realising that sucking up to him can get you a much better job.

Republicans have been quick to reject claims of ‘hypocrisy’ levelled at them for criticising Democrats for doing precisely what JD Vance himself did a few years ago.

GOP spokesperson Chuck Williams told us, “Look, I know how it looks, but take a closer look and it’s completely different.

“When the Democrats liken Trump to a fascist dictator, they are doing so in the hope that someone will pick up a rifle and shoot at him and the people working for him – and they are getting their wish! They are basically guilty of attempted murder. Which is typical of the criminal leftists subverting our democracy.

“But when JD compared Trump to a fascist dictator, he was merely using his god-given First Amendment right to voice an opinion that he quickly changed as soon as we had a quiet word in his ear.

“The reality is, comparing our dear leader to a fascist dictator is only a bad thing if you keep doing it after we’ve applied some pressure on you, your employers, or your employers’ customers.

“So checkmate, liberals.”

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