Man celebrating all the Tories defecting to Reform the same man who wanted the Tories out at last election
by Nathan Cowley 1 year ago 
A man emphatically celebrating the defection of Conservative politicians to Reform UK is exactly the same man who was calling for the Tories to be ousted at the last general election, it has been revealed.
“I’ve always liked Danny Kruger and Maria Caulfield,” said Derek Williams, without even the slightest hint of irony.
“I know I relentlessly slagged their party off during the last general election, but now they’re wearing a slightly lighter shade of blue I’ve realised the error of my ways. They’re wonderful politicians with great ideas and beliefs.
“Before you ask, yes I did comment ‘What a clown’ under the BBC News post about Caulfield’s appointment as a junior health minister in 2022. And yes, I did comment ‘Tory scum’ when Danny Kruger said Reform would ‘spend money like drunken sailors’ a mere two months ago. But that’s all in the past now.
“I’m debating which one of their names to get on the back of my Reform UK away shirt. I’m leaning towards ‘Caulfield 9’, but ‘Kruger 13’ has a nice look to it as well. I have to say the transfer I’m most buzzing about is Nadine Dorries. She has so many great qualities like…you know…erm…
“Maybe come back to me on that one.”
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