Mark Carney forced to wear Justin Trudeau mask by Melania Trump

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has revealed he was forced to wear a Justin Trudeau mask by Melania Trump, as the First Lady continues pining for the ex-leader.

Mark Carney met US President Donald Trump for the first time at the Oval Office yesterday, though apparently Mr Trump was the least of his worries during his visit to Washington.

“I’d barely gotten out of the car when she handed me this mask of Justin Trudeau’s face,” Carney told us. 

“Canadians are known for their politeness, so I just put it on, no questions asked. She then proceeded to call me Justin for the rest of the day and kept whispering ‘We’ll be together soon, my love’ straight into my ear. It was really unsettling. 

“We’ve all seen the photo of her looking lovingly into Justin’s eyes from a few years back, but I didn’t think the connection was that deep. The worst part is, everyone else seemed completely okay with it. The president, the staff, all the reporters in the Oval Office. They just went along with it like everything was normal. 

“I have to say, I feel very inadequate. I know I’m not Trudeau-handsome, but I’m not a bad looking guy, right?”

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