Donald Trump claims his first 100 days have actually only taken him 10 days

US President Donald Trump has today claimed that his first 100 days in office has actually only taken him 10 days.

Despite many believing today to be the US president’s 100th day in charge, Trump insists that his worldwide tariffs, disastrous meeting with President Zelensky and attempts to annex Canada all occurred within the last 10 days.

“It’s crazy to think my inauguration was less than a fortnight ago,” said President Trump.

“Sleepy Joe was such a disaster it took him 200 days to do his first 100 days, but me? Just 10. 10 is all it took

“What a ride it’s been so far, folks. What a ride. We’ve accomplished a lot in just 10 days. Just imagine what we’ll accomplish in the next 10 days going into the start of October. We’ve got huge plans folks. Huge plans.

“People say to me, ‘Donald, you’ve been in office for 100 days.’ These people are liars, folks. Total liars. They have no proof. No proof, folks. They can show me all the calendars they want, but the truth is, it’s only been a week and a half.

“The accusations that I’m trying to manipulate time are completely false, folks. Completely false. I must say, to hear these sorts of comments right before my 37th birthday is very sad, folks. Very sad.”

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