Sue Gray announces short UK tour in support of ‘Lockdown Party Report’

Sue Gray has announced a short UK tour in support of the release of her long-awaited ‘Lockdown Party Report.’

She will perform a series of hits from the report including ‘Cheese and wine,’ ‘Suitcase full of alcohol,’ and the epic ‘I find it hard to believe the Prime Minister knew nothing of these events’.

“Sue Gray has a had a long and distinguished career, but I don’t think that anyone could deny that the ‘Lockdown party report’ is, by far and away, her most anticipated release,” said Sue Gray fan Simon Williams.

“I think the demand for these shows is going to be pretty huge. I’ll be on the phone as soon as tickets are released on Friday.”

As well as the tour, due to the levels of anticipation, it has been announced that the report will be released in multiple formats. The Standard report, the Special Edition, with bonus appendices, and the Luxury Collector’s Edition which will have specially commissioned illustrations, a leather binding and an authenticated NFT of one of the pictures of Boris Johnson drinking heavily.

The tour begins in Brighton on Monday, then Southend on Tuesday, Reading on Wednesday, Birmingham on Thursday and finishes with two nights in London over the weekend.

The support act on the tour will be Cressida Dick and the Cover-ups.

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