Shaggy to release ‘It wasn’t me and let’s move on to talking about the success of the UK vaccination programme’
by Davywavy 5 years ago 
Shaggy is to release an updated version of his hit ‘It wasn’t me’, in which he advises a man caught cheating on his wife to pivot to talking about the UK vaccination programme.
The song is about when an unnamed man – whose wife caught him creeping with another woman when pictures are printed on the front page of The Sun – seeks Shaggy’s advice on how to wriggle out of the tricky situation, and is told that answering every question with a reference to the ongoing rollout of vaccines is the way to go.
The friend, who was filmed banging in the corridor at Portcullis House, initially intends to apologise and do the decent thing but is persuaded to go on the Today Programme to talk about the hugely successful monument to this country’s world-beating healthcare system and wonderful nurses.
If she lobbys your ministry, convince her stay a day
Never admit to a word when she say
And if she claim, ah, you tell her, “Baby, this government has successfully vaccinated over forty million people at a world-beating rate”
Saw me bangin’ on the Sun
I even had her by my office door
She even caught me on CCTV
She saw the marks on my shoulder
Read the words that I told her
Heard the scream get louder
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