‘Patriots’ outraged as man arrested ‘just for waving the Union Jack’ outside the bank he just robbed
by Andy Matthews 2 months ago 
The UK has once again shown its two-tier justice system hates patriotism after a bank robber was arrested just for waving a Union flag outside the bank he robbed moments earlier.
Simon Williams, 45, was filmed being arrested while waving the flag in a widely circulated clip on social media, much to the anger of gullible patriots everywhere.
Even Elon Musk tweeted, “What is going on in the UK??”
Derek Matthews, Tory MP for North Jowley, told us, “This is an outrage! This is a patriotic country, and now the police are cracking down on people who just want to wave the nation’s flag around in public? How DARE they!
“We need the police to come forward and explain why this man was arrested just for waving a flag around in a so-called patriotic country!
“First the woke lefties tried to ban Christmas, and now they’re taking over the police and arresting patriots on our streets merely for exercising their patriotic freedom of expression!”
After thousands of gullible religious simpletons decided to believe the Tory MP’s version of events, the police were forced to respond.
A Police spokesperson told reporters, “Mr Williams was arrested for robbing the bank, not for waving the flag around outside it.
“We are going to explain this slowly for the hard-of-thinking morons out there, and especially those moron-herders with a love of agitprop. If you are arrested for breaking the law, it doesn’t matter what you are doing at the time of your arrest. That is not what you are being arrested for. When we arrest you for breaking the law, we don’t care if you are waving a flag around, eating candyfloss, or doing a terrible impression of King Charles – that is NOT what you are being arrested for.
“So, for the avoidance of doubt, you waving the union flag, or St George’s flag, or even Scottish Saltire is not, and never will be, a ‘get out of jail free’ card when you have demonstrably broken the law.
“Despite what your favourite moron-herder tells you.”
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