CNN reporters smuggled into White House inside a catering truck

CNN reporters have allegedly been smuggled into the White House inside a catering truck after being banned by President Trump.

Trump announced on Truth Social that he would be immediately banning CNN, MS NOW and Politico journalists from entering the White House, though luckily, they’ve managed to find a creative way to get in anyway. 

“If it’s good enough for Trump, it’s good enough for us,” said CNN reporter Simon Williams, climbing into the catering truck.

“We should be thanking him really. After all, this was originally his idea. Remember when he hid inside that catering truck and left us journalists to potentially be blown up by Iran? Yeah, well this time the joke’s on him. We’ll be getting our stories whatever it takes.

“I’m sure Woodward and Bernstein would’ve done the same thing. These people need to be held accountable, no matter what methods you have to use. I’ll crawl through the air vents if I have to. You can’t silence the press just because you don’t like some of the hurty words we say about you. The big baby.

“Besides, the catering truck isn’t all bad. Not only do you still get your story, you can also grab a sandwich and can of Coke while you’re doing it. Ah, good ol’ freedom of the press. Just how the Founding Fathers envisioned it.”

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