Tadej Pogacar wins fifth Tour de France without indicating once
by Gary Stanton 3 months ago 
Tadej Pogacar has romped to his fifth Tour de France triumph without once bothering to f**king indicate, according to reports.
Pogacar beat off the challenge of second-placed Belgian cyclist, Remco Evenepoel, who made the fatal mistake of stopping for a red light.
The cycling ace left the rest of the field behind while screaming at pedestrians who dared to get within ten metres of him.
Although ample cycle paths are provided along the route, Pogacar and other cyclists chose to ride on roads that were primarily designed for car users.
Vast stretches of the A567 Lyon to Paris had to be cordoned off, leading to lengthy diversions and frayed tempers.
The arrogant Slovenian eventually crossed the winning line flanked by eight other cyclists making it very difficult for cars to overtake.
Pogacar now plans to take some time off, during which he will hopefully learn what a fucking hand signal is.
Angry Audi driver, Simon Williams, said, “They treat these roads like it’s some sort of race track.”
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