Melania Trump body double denies connections to Jeffrey Epstein body double

After the real Melania Trump denied having any connection to Jeffrey Epstein, Melania’s body double has now come forward to deny any connection to Jeffrey Epstein’s body double.

Since 2017, many have suspected Melania Trump of using a body double for public engagements, which was confirmed today when fake Melania distanced herself from fake Jeffrey Epstein. 

“I’ve never in my entire life had any dealings with Jeffrey Epstein’s body double,” said fake Melania, confirming the long-suspected Melania replacement conspiracy theory.

“The lies need to stop. Body doubles are people, too. The photos circulating on the Internet are of the real Melania Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, not the body double that stands before you today. This charade ends right now. 

“I’ve long kept quiet about my role as Melania’s body replacement, but the events of recent days mean I have to confirm the conspiracy theory once and for all. I’d like to apologise to all the body double across the world for blowing my cover and jeopardising the integrity of our profession. I hope they can forgive me in due course. 

“For now, I’d like to reveal that my real name is…Melania. Yeah, I know. It’s actually a pretty big coincidence, but I swear to God that really is my name. I suppose they picked someone with the same name as an extra layer of security.

“Not a bad idea, to be fair.”

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