Peace talks progressing well between Donald Trump and his reflection

Negotiations to end the Iran war are progressing well following productive talks between Donald Trump and Donald Trump.

Despite Iran denying any direct talks with Washington, Donald Trump has ensured the public that negotiations between himself and Donald Trump are going absolutely swimmingly.

“Donald is a great guy, I know him very well,” said Donald Trump, giving an update on the negotiations to end the Iran war.

“He’s a tough guy, but a fair guy. Very handsome, very smart. A lot of people are saying it. I told Donald we’re going to hit Iran so hard, so big if he doesn’t reopen the Strait of Hormuz. I think he’ll open it. Donald is a trustworthy guy. Some would say the most trustworthy, actually.

“I told Donald on the phone, “Donald, let’s make a deal.” I think he wants to make a deal. The deal is going to be so tremendous for both Donald and Donald. One of the biggest deals the world has ever seen. The lamestream media will call it a bad deal, but it’s going to be so great, folks. So big.

“Donald sent me a beautiful present yesterday. A very expensive present, very big. I can’t tell you what it is, but it’s an expensive present. I told Donald that Donald likes gold. Donald said back to me that he likes gold too. He knows me very well. He’s a great gift-giver. The best bows, the best wrapping paper, the best handwriting.

“Wow, what a guy.”