Men at half-mast to mourn founder of OnlyFans

Men around the world are at half-mast today to pay their respects to the founder of adult-site OnlyFans.

The owner of OnlyFans, Leonid Radvinsky, passed away at the age of 43, leading to a worldwide tribute from seedy men wishing to honour their favourite website.

“It’s the only way we could think to pay our respects,” said Simon Williams, adjusting his trousers.

“I suppose we could’ve gone with flowers or maybe a minute’s silence, but surely this is more appropriate. We’ve been massive supporters of the website since Covid, so we just wanted to do something as a little token of our appreciation.

“Admittedly, this kind of tribute didn’t go down quite as well with the whole clapping for the NHS thing. I got some pretty dirty looks from the neighbours, let me tell you. People gasping, gagging and covering their eyes. I suppose in hindsight clapping would’ve been sufficient.

“I’m just glad we’ve finally found the right setting for this kind of thing. Obviously I’m still going to do it on my doorstep, but this time other blokes will be joining me in paying homage. Well, I certainly hope they do. We haven’t really agreed on anything per se.

“I’m just kind of assuming everyone will be dropping their trousers at 8pm.”