Confused Trump claims Saddam Hussein building weapons of mass destruction

A confused Donald Trump has claimed Saddam Hussein is building weapons of mass destruction, it has been revealed. 

Forgetting which year it is, President Trump made the claim about the deceased Iraqi leader during yesterday’s cabinet meeting, and is now attempting to persuade the public about Iraq’s nuclear capability. 

“Saddam is a nasty guy,” said President Trump, believing the year to be 2003.

“They’ve got weapons, big weapons. Not as big as America’s weapons. We have big, beautiful weapons. Some would say the biggest. Tremendous weapons. We have the hottest weapons in the world right now. Everybody’s saying it.

“The UK is helping us. Great people. Great chocolate. Tony Blair is a good friend of mine. A tremendous guy. Very handsome guy. And his wife Cherie. Wow, what a beauty. What a knockout. We’re gonna get Saddam together. We’re gonna shoot him down like a dog. Not a small dog. A big dog. A Doberman-sized dog. It’s gonna be beautiful, folks. 

“Dick Cheney said to me, “Donald, what are you gonna do to Saddam?” I say we’re gonna hit him with everything we’ve got. We’ll be in and out of Iraq in a week, two weeks tops. The Iraqanians will be thanking me. Some people might say Iraqis. I prefer Iraqanians. 

“I’m very popular in Iraq. Great people.”

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