Nigel Farage and Rod Stewart release shirtless workout video

Nigel Farage and Sir Rod Stewart have followed in the footsteps of Robert F. Kennedy Jr and Kid Rock, by going shirtless in a brand new workout video.

The US Health Secretary RFK Jr and musician Kid Rock appeared shirtless in a bizarre video yesterday showing the pair lifting weights, playing pickeball and drinking whole milk, with Farage and Stewart now reluctantly agreeing to star in the British alternative. 

“When I told people to give Nigel a chance last year this isn’t exactly what I had in mind,” said a topless Rod Stewart, lifting a dumbbell with both arms. 

“I suppose RFK Jr and Kid Rock are quite popular amongst the MAGA crowd, so I guess this is the best way of getting the British right-wing on side. It just feels a strange way to try to get people’s support. I was thinking more along the lines of canvassing, to be honest with you.

“Also, why do we have to be shirtless? Can we not lift weights wearing a tracksuit? I’m not naïve. I know people don’t particularly want to see me and Nigel with our nipples out.

“I get that Nigel’s entire modus operandi is ‘copy the Trump administration’, but this all seems a bit much.

“Oh well. On the plus side, at least there’s no chafing.”

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