“I think I was at Nando’s this time,” insists Andrew

Andrew Mountbatton-Windsor has insisted today that he did not meet a further woman for sex in 2010 because he had actually gone to Nando’s. In Woking. 

With new allegations emerging yesterday of a further Epstein-arranged sexual encounter with a woman in her 20’s, Andrew has today looked to defend his position by insisting he couldn’t have been there,  as he was having a cheeky Nando’s with the family in Woking.  

A spokesperson for Andrew told us, “He had the  Peri-Peri chicken, with some wings on the side to share.

“Andrew Mountbatton-Windsor strenuously denies any allegations of inappropriate behaviour with a paid sex worker in 2010 and insists that this is impossible. 

“He was basically in Nando’s whenever it was said to have happened, the one in Woking.  

“Right next door to the Pizza Express. 

“So he couldn’t have been having sex with a woman flown to the UK specifically for him by Jeffrey Epstein, because he was in Nando’s having chicken, with a medium sauce. 

Asked if anyone from Nando’s, or indeed Pizza Express has ever remembered serving him, we were told “No. Not one single person.”

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