Tottenham to hold open-top bus parade to celebrate Arsenal not winning title

Tottenham Hotspur have announced they will have their own open-top bus parade to celebrate Arsenal not winning this year’s Premier League title.

Liverpool beat Spurs 5-1 on Sunday to secure their 20th league title, with Tottenham now making preparations to celebrate Arsenal’s heartbreak by organising an open-top bus parade.

“This is the best day of my life,” said Spurs fan Simon Williams.

“I know we still have a chance to win the Europa League, but I’m not sure anything can top this. What a performance from Liverpool. They truly came through for us this year, and I couldn’t be prouder of the boys.

“It was probably a bit cocky, but we’ve already had our own trophy made up in advance to celebrate this momentous occasion. It has ‘Arsenal Didn’t Win the League’ engraved on the front of it, along with a little picture of Mikel Arteta crying. If you think the Liverpool fans are loud, just wait until you hear our rendition of ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’. It’s spine-tingling.

“I’ve also been debating whether to get Salah on the back of my Spurs shirt. It’s between him or Van Dijk. Or I suppose I could get one of our own players on the back?

“Nah, better stick with Salah.”