The Last of Us fans forced to wait entire week for next episode like goddamn cavemen

Fans of the hit TV series The Last of Us are furious today upon learning they have to wait a full week before they can watch the next episode like they’re some sort of fucking cavemen.

Starring Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey, the video game adaptation has become a global sensation, though fans will have to wait until Monday for the next installment. 

“I was under the impression it was the year 2025,” said furious fan Simon Williams. 

“What’s all this bollocks about releasing one episode per week? I’m sorry, but is this the 1990s? Am I waiting until Friday to see if Ross and Rachel end up together? It’s baffling to me.

“I just don’t see why TV shows have to have some sort of chastity belt. Release the whole thing in one go. If people want to watch a single episode every Monday then they still have that option. Why don’t they crank up their gramophone and do the Charleston whilst they’re at it?

“I know it’s silly to get this riled up about a TV show’s airing schedule, but the way things are going the world might not make it to next Monday. All I want to do is rot away in bed and watch Pedro Pascal bash a zombie’s skull in for nine hours. Is that too much to ask?”

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