‘No YOU put the phone down first’ – Trump and Putin phone call set to last for days

A phone call between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin could last for days it has been revealed, after neither party wanted to hang up because they just enjoy talking to each other too much.

With news emerging earlier Trump and Putin would hold a telephone call in order to discuss the war in Ukraine, further news has now emerged that the conversation quickly turned very soppy indeed, with each of the leaders telling the other how much they really loved them and how cute they looked in a suit.

A White House spokesperson confirmed, “They are still refusing to hang up, I believe, and I think I heard them giggling.

“We can confirm that a call has taken place between Mr Trump and Mr Putin, and we can also confirm that they spent much of the call arguing over who loves the other more, and gushing like two long-lost sweethearts.

“It was lovely to hear, really. They were just saying how much they missed each other and how they really wish they could hug. 

“There was a lot of cheeky giggling and and I kept hearing Mr Trump say ‘stop it’ and ‘no, I miss YOU’ and cute little things like that.

“Then, and this was hilarious, neither of them wanted to hang up. They were both counting down three two one… but then neither of them would hang up! It was so cute.”

Asked if the call is still continuing now were told “No, I think Melania just hung up for them in the end. Getting on her fucking nerves it was.”

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