‘It’s wokeness gone mad!’ – parents left furious after religious ceremony sees son wear dress while being lectured to by a man in dress

A Christian couple who are suing a local religious organisation after they let an 8-year-old boy attend a religious ceremony in a dress, where everyone was encouraged to listen to another man also in a dress.

The God-loving couple said they were exploring their legal options because boys wearing dresses went against their Christian beliefs.

The boys’ mother told us, “It’s just not natural, boys should be in shorts, playing football and doing boy things – not spending their sunday mornings stood around in the type of clothing I find it difficult to think about.

“We searched our consciences and realised on Sunday morning while listening to another grown man in a dress lecture us on morals, that our only choice was to take legal action against this church.

“What else could we possibly do? Do they really want us to believe that God apparently sent us men in dresses to explain the world around us? If the woke nonsense all around has taught us anything, it’s that that boys in dresses are an abomination.

“It’s hard enough explaining to a child that we’re all sinners because a woman made from a rib ate an apple at the suggestion of a talking snake, without having to explain to them that some boys sometimes wear dresses because they feel like they’ve got a girl brain.”

We asked an eight-year-old from the church how he felt about the controversy around his attire as an altar boy, and how he was dealing with being at the centre of a gender-related debate that had gripped a nation desperate to save the next generation of children from a lifetime of gender confusion.

He told us, “Is it playtime yet?”