Dominic Cummings arrived late for his Covid Enquiry interview today after crashing into a castle en route.
Boris Johnson’s former advisor was set to face questions earlier this morning, but proceedings were delayed after he drove right into a large castle while trying test his eyesight.
A spokesperson for Mr Cummings confirmed, “He didn’t see it.
“We can confirm that, unfortunately, Mr Cummings arrived late for today’s interview after crashing right into a massive castle on his drive to the enquiry.
“He was debating whether to drive to the enquiry at all as he couldn’t quite see properly.
“So he decided to do a thorough test of his eyes and promptly got in his car and headed to the closest castle.
“Unfortunately, his eyesight was a bit worse than he thought, and he crashed right into the castle’s front gate, causing a substantial delay on his journey.”
Asked if Mr Cummings planned on telling the truth during his questioning, we were told, “I very much doubt it, to be honest.”