‘It’s all in bloody foreign’ – man left fuming as entertainment at foreign holiday resort mostly in another language

A man is fuming today after finding out the holiday entertainment at his European holiday resort is mostly not in English.

Simon Williams,  who has travelled to a Eurocamp in France, revealed his disappointment earlier after sitting down to watch a show on stage where the host just started taking bloody foreign. 

Speaking earlier, he told us, “Are they thick or something? Don’t they know English?

“I have come away to a Eurocamp in southern France with the family in order to get the weather, but everyone is speaking bloody French.

“It’s so rude. I can’t understand a word they are saying, and the entertainment is all in foreign, it’s shit.

“Surely they should have to perform everything in English in order to accommodate us.

“And all the French people on holiday here should also learn English so that we can understand everything.

“It’s just a lack of effort on their part if you ask me,  totally bloody lazy.”

Asked if he has managed to use any French words yet while he has been away, we were told, “Yeah,  I said Hola to some fella the other morning. Ignored me. Rude.”

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