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Simon Williams has today taken to social media to insist the political establishment is trying to force him to drive a Ford Fiesta by making sure the nation’s Ferrari dealerships refuse to provide him with financing.
Williams, who is trying to buy a £200,000 car despite having only £3k as a deposit, and earning just £35k a year, explained that there is no other possible explanation for his exclusion from the Ferrari finance market than the fact he voted for Brexit and believes we should ‘send all the boats back’.
He told us, “The wokerati have their tentacles into EVERYTHING. Sure, the guy at the Ferrari dealership says, ‘we have rules, and I’m afraid you don’t earn enough to qualify for finance of that size’, but what they’re REALLY saying is ‘you aren’t woke enough for us mate!’.
“I bet if I went into their dealership in a rainbow kaftan and asked to finance a million pounds worth of cars so I can be a taxi for illegal immigrants, they wouldn’t be able to write the cheque quick enough!
“It’s disgusting that someone’s political opinions can prevent them from securing a Ferrari in a so-called democracy. The establishment elite is DETERMINED to maintain the status quo, and so they’re frightened of free-thinkers like me.
“If you think this is bad, you wait until Labour get in!”
Meanwhile, a spokesperson for one of the many dealerships approached by Mr Williams, told us, “*SIGH*. We’re high-end car dealerships, we care about one thing, and one thing only. Making money. If we can make money out of you, then you can be a customer. If we can’t, then you won’t be.
“We honestly don’t care if you’re the Dalai Lama or Oswald Mosely reincarnated, if we can make a few quid out of you by selling you a car, then you’re in.
“For the record, we all think Mr Williams is a massive prick, but if he had the money, we’d let him be a customer in an instant.
“You’d have to be a moron to believe anything else.”
