Further Tory corruption leaves Labour worried about how to secure their traditional humiliating loss in upcoming local elections

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After yet another Conservative MP was caught on camera willing to sell themselves to the highest bidder, the Labour Party has admitted it might be almost impossible to once again face an embarrassing defeat on the 4th May.

Simon William, a Labour council candidate in Barnsley, was one of many who were worried that the recent scandals in the Conservative party could harm his party’s strategy of ripping itself apart while allowing the Tories to rule unhindered by any meaningful opposition.

He told us, “Up until a week ago, I would have said an utter drubbing was entirely possible.

“We had solid vote-losing principles like refusing to accept a large part of our electorate supported us out of tradition but were actually profoundly right-wing. Or that Fabian discussions on the impact of socialist dirigisme in the 4th industrial revolution don’t really resonate with people who read newspapers with misspelt headlines.

“And Keir Starmer was doing a fantastic job of making people remember that they need to renew their home insurance, but not in making people think of him as a potential prime minister.

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“But now we have yet ANOTHER Tory MP caught on camera willing to break the law to help gambling companies, and that is such a turn off for voters that even the Daily Mail is having a go at him.

“Honestly, if they keep this up the only way we can lose this council is if I set fire to the football grounds.

“Or be caught on camera being polite to a Muslim.”

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