UEFA fails in attempt to organise successful ‘brewery-based piss-up’

UEFA have failed to organise a piss up in a brewery it has emerged today.

With farcical scenes surrounding last night’s Champions League final, following similar scenes during Euro 2020, UEFA looked to immediately repair their reputation today by organising a few drinks at a local brewery instead., which went completely wrong.

A spokesperson for UEFA confirmed “Yes, we somehow fucked it up.

“Obviously having a piss up in a brewery should be relatively easy to organise, because you’ve got all the ingredients needed right there.

“But due to a large degree of incompetence and bad planning on our part we appear to have messed it up completely.

“We just didn’t anticipate what people would want and exactly where they would be, and everyone went home sober, after a really terrible night.

Asked if they are a useless corrupt organisation that is really only in it for the money instead of the safety and enjoyment of the people who wanted the piss up we were told, “That’s a yes.”