Wednesday 13 January 2021

‘You shouldn’t have kids unless you can foresee every single thing for the next eighteen years’ insist morons


Man says you shouldn't have kids if you can't foresee everything for the next eighteen years

Unless you’re an actual fortune teller, you shouldn’t have kids, according to various morons today.

With the scandal surrounding inadequate school meals being provided to children from low-income families, many people have chosen to criticise the parents for breeding, rather than the government wasting their own tax money.

“Yep,” said Simon Williams, grinning a stupid smile on his stupid face.

“You chose to have kids, you shouldn’t have had them if you can’t feed them.

“Oh, you lost your job due to a completely unforeseeable and unprecedented pandemic? Well, you should have thought of that before rutting with a fertile member of the opposite sex, shouldn’t you?

“Honestly, it shouldn’t be difficult to feed your own children. I don’t struggle to do it so I don’t see why anybody else does, because everyone has had exactly the same opportunities and privileges as me, obviously.”

Mother of two, Hayley Rice, said, “Gosh, he’s right.

“Before I gave birth in 2014, I should have known a devastating pandemic was only seven years away and that my independent bakery would have to shut, forcing me to rely on state handouts to feed my family.

“Could I have the fucking lottery numbers while you’re there?”

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