Friday 23 October 2020

Woman who has spent her entire life insisting the Pope is ‘infallible’ confident he’s wrong about ‘the gays’

woman insists pope is wrong about gays

Catholic Sharon Williams, 44, has spent her entire life believing the Pope – God’s representative on Earth – to be entirely infallible, but is confident he has definitely got it wrong about the gays.

After Pope Francis voiced his support for same-sex civil unions while insisting that gays are all God’s children and deserving of a family, Williams turned up her nose and insisted he was definitely wrong about that.

She told us, “Yes, I know what infallible means – but I also know he’s wrong about the gays. They are objectively immoral.  It says so in the Bible. I can’t remember where exactly, but it definitely says precisely that.

“The last thing we need right now is a ‘woke’ Pope. He’ll be letting the altar boys self-identify as kettles next, you mark my words.

“No, I think from now on it would be best for all concerned if the Church limits the Pope’s infallibility to subjects on which I know he agrees with me.

“That way we’ll all be happy.”

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