Bear Grylls has been awarded an OBE in the Queen’s Birthday Honours and has celebrated the fact by downing a pint of his favourite beverage.
The adventurer and television presenter has become well-known for drinking his own piss to entertain viewers, and wasted no time is guzzling back a few to celebrate his new title.
“Bear Grylls OBE, it has a certain ring to it, doesn’t it?” said Grylls, unaware of the ring of piss now resting above his top lip.
“People will mock my willingness to drink my own piss so readily, but when there’s nothing else available it’s the best possible thing you can do,” he added, unaware he was within ten feet of dozens of different cold beverages.
“This is an honour not just for me, but for the entire scout movement,” he went on, fighting the gag reflex.
“Oh God, I shouldn’t have had asparagus for lunch,” he concluded.