As parliament once again showed it is unable to find a Brexit position it can agree on, we ask if you, dear reader, could do better than our elected officials.
This interactive test has been scientifically designed to present a vast swathe of scenarios, to determine what sort of Brexit YOU would negotiate for the nation.
Are you the next Theresa May or Jacob Rees-Mogg? Will your deal lead to the land of milk and honey, or shove the nation into the toilet?
Click below to get started, and don’t forget to share your result with your friends!