‘Wenger In’ signs appearing at Emirates stadium after new manager’s pathetic start

Famously tolerant Arsenal fans have already started bringing ‘Wenger In’ signs to matches after Unai Emery’s pathetic start to the season which began with a defeat to nil to the best team in the world.

Scarf and woolly hat salesmen have quickly diversified, with their pop-up stalls rammed full of swiftly and appallingly designed makeshift placards, many of which have misspelt ‘Wenger’, despite a decade and a half’s practice.

Gunners fan Simon Williams said, “This new manager is useless. We’re only in the middle of August and already we’re fourteen places below the leader. We were top before the weekend!

“It’s time to get shot of him and get Wenger in, that’s what I say.

“I know that’s completely contrary to what I’ve been saying in public since 2003, but I’ve suddenly realised that the grass is not actually greener, but is in fact exactly the same shade of unsuccessful it’s always been.

“It’s as though the business model of the club is being happy to see us not win the league and just about qualify for Europe – like the lack of success on the pitch is nothing to do with the manager.

“It’s only been one game, but I’m definitely right about getting rid of this guy.”

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