Trump telephones war widow to ask if she’s ever been mis-sold PPI
by Lucas Wilde 9 years ago 
Donald Trump has been inappropriate on the phone again.
The first Cheeto to ever be President made a call to war widow, Jennifer Bruckheimer, ostensibly to offer his condolences for the death of “that soldier from that war”.
“Then he asked if I’d applied for a loan or credit card in the last five years,” said Mrs Bruckheimer.
“It was fairly bizarre and I’m not really in a state of mind where I can recall which credit cards I received when.
“At first I was unsure as to why he’s moonlighting as a PPI compensation agent, but then I remembered that he’s lost around $600m in personal wealth this year, so I guess he needs the money.”
President Trump said, “these are the best PPI compensation packages; the best. Trust me.
“You need to check your credit cards, folks, check when you applied for them, and if it was in the last five years then give Donnie a call.
“Commiserations, of course, to War Widow for the death of Soldier, insert names as applicable.”
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