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An annual Bullingdon Club reunion dinner has seen a well-regarded penis museum lose its title of ‘most cocks under one roof’, according to reports this morning.
The dinner, featuring hundreds of members from one walk of life, has placed Hull Penis Museum’s claim to home the largest array of length since Bill Clinton occupied the White House in doubt.
Museum owner Simon Williams was crestfallen at the prospect of losing the accolade he had worked long and hard for.
‘To say this is a blow would be an understatement,’ he told us.
‘It’s taken years of struggle to establish ourselves as the premier choice for those looking to revel in the company of a stupendously grand gathering of cocks.
‘So for an elite band of proper bell-ends to provide the same experience without so much as charging an entry fee is stealing my livelihood.
‘It’s typical Tory isn’t it?
‘You work your balls off all your life and they come and take the lot.’
Critic of the penis museum, Bullingdon Club member Henry Cecil-Smythe, said circumstances dictated Williams retain a stiff upper lip.
‘Its coat of arms could start an obscenity trial all of its own.’
