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ISIS terrorists are facing an internal civil war over which laptops are the best to bring down an airliner full of infidels, it has emerged.
Analysis of so-called chatter has revealed that a majority of would-be killers favour Apple’s sleek design aesthetic over Microsoft’s more functional, value-for-money approach.
And experts believe the schism could result in them killing each other in increasingly large numbers.
The news follows reports that a young ISIS terrorist was thrown off a very tall building for using a Samsung.
ISIS headbanger, Simon Wil-Yamsa, said, “Although the Apple MacBook Pro retails at £1150, it’s easy to use and fits snugly inside my hand luggage.
“Microsoft products generally offer more bang for your buck, but could be improved by incorporating innovative features like a touch-screen detonator.
“As well as delivering on carnage, both devices offer excellent memory capacity, but I probably won’t be needing most of it.
“I guess you need to strike a balance between killing everyone on board and standing out from the crowd.”
He added, “As for a Hewlett Packard, I wouldn’t be seen dead using one.”
