Beckham: Massive tool, or harmless retard?

author avatar by 15 years ago

David Beckham has captured the imagination of the country for over a decade, but today we ask, “Is he just a massive tool?  Or is he merely a harmless retard?”

Beckham, 34, who shot to fame in the mid-nineties after wearing women’s clothing in public, maintained his early high profile with a string of outrageous haircuts.

But was this his idea?

The casual observer could see it as the prancing display of a limelight-hungry media-whore, or was he merely controlled by those seeking to benefit from his mental incapacity?

Today you have a chance to set the record straight.

David Beckham: Tool or Retard?