Ecologists continue to bore ‘man on the street’
by Rich Smith 18 years ago As ecologists continue with their tales of impending environmental doom for the entire planet, we ask, “Do you really give a shit?”
It seems that barely a day goes by without the public being warned that not correctly separating your recycling will condemn future generations to slow and painful death.
“I don’t see the point of it.” said Dan Dyson, 22.
“How is me putting empty milk cartons in a different box to empty beans tins going to make the slightest bit of fucking difference?”
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Ecologists and environmentalists were quick to point out that when everyone makes the small changes it makes one big change.
This failed to satisfy Mr. Dyson, “Fair enough. Get everyone else to do it, then me not doing it will make fuck all difference overall.”
It is difficult to argue against such logical reasoned arguments.
So the question is, can you be arsed to play your part in saving the planet, or is it simply easier to let everyone else do it?
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