With the future of press regulation under intense scrutiny following the release of the Leveson enquiry’s recommendations, the slashing of horoscopes from papers is a suggestion nobody could have predicted.
Contestants on ITV’s ‘I’m a celebrity, get me out of here’ were surprised to wake up this morning in a fully furnished camp with all the mod cons you would expect in a Kensington apartment.
Shop owners at the Westfield shopping centre in east London have narrowly voted against plans to allow women to become Father Christmas in the centre Grotto.
The BBC banned the nation’s favourite scientist, Professor Brian Cox, from trying to communicate with aliens due to fears first contact could see them using recognisable expletives.
There has been traffic chaos in the Washington D.C area this morning as leaders from around the world crawl back to position themselves firmly inside Barack Obama’s arse.
The Scottish Government has announced today that average life expectancies north of the border have increased so dramatically over the last couple of decades that the country may now require a state pension.
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