Ale drinkers who ‘try before they buy’ are twats, according to everyone else in pub queue
According to the latest research, drinkers who insist on trying shots of craft ale before deciding which they want, are “massive f**king bellends”.
‘IT’ remake triggers huge rise in people pretending to be scared of clowns
Research published earlier today revealed a sharp rise in the number of people who are all of a sudden completely terrified by clowns – even though they’ve never, ever mentioned it before to anyone.
Ale drinkers who try before they buy are ‘utter twats’ according to everyone else in queue
According to the latest research, drinkers who insist on trying shots of craft ale before deciding which they want, are “massive f*cking bellends”.
Vietnam helicopter pilot charged with disability benefit fraud after being found working as soldier of fortune
It was revealed on Thursday that Captain H. M. Murdoch from Wakefield claimed thousands of pounds in Employment and Support Allowance while also working with a team of war criminals as a cash-in-hand soldier of fortune.
