Liverpool replace Andy Carroll with old fridge-freezer
Liverpool, unable to offload misfiring striker Andy Carroll in the January transfer window, have replaced him with an old fridge-freezer.
John Terry stripped of Captain Shagger title by FA
John Terry has been stripped of his Captain Shagger title by the FA after a series of poor performances in nightclubs across the country.
William sent to Falklands to shout “Come on then!” across exclusion zone
Prince William has been deployed to the Falkland Islands to shout “Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough!” across the 200 mile exclusion zone surrounding the islands.
Goodwin: “I’ll just pay people to keep calling me ‘Sir Fred’”
Disgraced ex-RBS chief Fred Goodwin has reacted to being stripped of his knighthood by saying that he’ll use his massive pay-off and pension to simply pay people to keep calling him ‘Sir Fred’.
