New government legislation will see Game of Thrones spoilers punishable by flogging
New government legislation has suggested those who post Game of Thrones spoilers online, ahead of the regular broadcast time, should be beaten and publicly flogged.
Martin Shkreli made bookies’ favourite to be new White House Communications Director
Fresh from being found guilty of multiple counts of fraud, Martin Shkreli is rumoured to have been offered the job as Donald Trump’s new Director of Communications.
‘Calm down dear, it’s only a recession’ plaque was a gift, insists twat who nonchalantly ruined the country
Former UK Prime Minister David Cameron has insisted the arguably insensitive plaque spotted in his home reading ‘Calm down dear, it’s only a recession’, was in fact a gift from relatives with “a slightly Marmite sense of humour”.
