Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un spend an hour playing video games and looking at porn

The historic summit between President Trump and Kim Jong-Un has taken place, with the two leaders taking an hour alone to play video games and look at naked women on the Internet.

The two leaders shared a momentous handshake before disappearing into a room with President Kim’s favoured Xbox 360 and a hard-drive full of Mr Trump’s favourite pornography videos.

It is thought that the two men had several rounds of Halo 3 before Mr Trump showed Mr Kim a video of Stormy Daniels whilst boasting that he’d ‘definitely gone all the way’ with her.

“Yeah, it was a great meeting, a really great meeting,” Mr Trump told reporters.

“You know, it was a shame that it was only an Xbox 360, but we know that North Korea is a little behind the rest of the world in the technology stakes.

“Who knows, maybe we’ll send him an Xbox One for Christmas. If they do Christmas, that is – say, can someone check that the Korean guys do Christmas.”

Mr Trump then spoke a little of the pornography that he and Kim had enjoyed.

He explained, “I’ve got a huge collection of porn, really huge. Really the biggest in the world, and he was really impressed with it I think, and that’s good.

“I’m going to send him some bookmarks of the best videos on Pornhub.”

It is hoped that the hour-long meeting with porn and video games could pave the way to a longer summit with strippers, beer and the new Call of Duty game.

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