Daily Mail readers frantically trying to link Meghan Markle’s UK return to wildfires or inflation or something
2 months ago
Daily Mail readers have spent most of this morning trying to link the return of Meghan to the UK to rising inflation, increasing crime and the alarming number of wildfires across the country.
With news emerging earlier that Harry and Meghan are set to return to the UK later this month, further news has now emerged that Daily Mail readers have concluded that everything bad happening is Meghan’s fault.
Reform voter and Daily Mail subscriber, Simon Williams, told us, “Now it all makes sense.
“The country has gone to shit, and it’s all because of her. She just can’t help herself can she?
“We have millions of immigrants on the streets, starting wildfires and making energy bills more expensive, or something, and it’s no coincidence that all this has started right when she announces she is coming back to live here.
“The Queen would be turning in her grave God bless her.
“I bet they will be claiming benefits too, for all of her kids. It’s a joke.
“I just hope the public can see right through her and punish her for everything that she has done to this country. “
When asked what exactly she had done to anyone, we were told, “Well, there were no wildfires last year, were there?”
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