Donald Trump and Natalie Harp get matching catering carts

US President Donald Trump and his closest aide Natalie Harp have taken their relationship to the next level by hiding in matching catering carts.

Frequently spotted at Donald Trump’s side, Natalie Harp has become the topic of much discussion in the US, with the pair deciding to strengthen their friendship with identical airline trolleys with which they can escape prying eyes.

“I thought it’d be a nice idea,” said Harp, peeking her head above the Sprite cans.

“It’s like how kids give each other friendship bracelets. We wanted to show how close we are and that nothing can tear us apart. Obviously friendship bracelets are a bit childish, so we opted for the catering carts instead. Now we can always hide together whenever Iran threatens to assassinate by BFF.

“I don’t see the big issue with us spending so much time together. We’re work colleagues. It’s hardly surprising that we’re often in each other’s company. Colleagues do things like this all the time. Okay, maybe not the matching catering carts, but they borrow books from each other and recommend TV shows. It just so happens mine and Donnie’s friendship involves cowering behind mini tubs of Pringles.

“Look, at the end of the day, we don’t care what you all think. This is how we’ve chosen to express our friendship. So what if we endanger a few journalists and White House officials in the process? We like the catering carts, and that’s all that matters.

“Now, I’ve forgotten. Did you want a latte or a cappuccino?”