‘Two-tier policing’ and other phrases that can easily identify the nation’s gullible simpletons
by Rich Smith 3 months ago 
People who publicly complain about ‘two-tier’ policing because people they agree with are being punished for breaking laws while people they disagree with are not being punished because they haven’t broken any laws, are making it increasingly easy to spot society’s most gullible morons.
The less cerebrally gifted members of society have always found ways to identify themselves, however a new study has pinpointed certain phrases that instantly mark an individual as a credulous simpleton.
Topping the charts this week is the term “Two-tier policing,” a policy invented by idiots who don’t like to see people they agree with facing the consequences of their illegal actions, while people they disagree with face no consequences for completely different, unrelated and not illegal actions.
Chief researcher Dr Simon Williams told us, “‘Two Tier Policing’ has become de rigueur amongst morons because morons are incapable of understanding that just because they don’t like something, doesn’t make it illegal.
“If simply not liking something was enough, then both spinach and Birmingham City would be illegal in my world.”
With low-information credulous morons now banging on about ‘two-tier policing’ like it’s a real thing, it has never been easier to laugh at and ignore an over-confident dimwit.
Researchers have compiled a comprehensive list of phrases and topics that are surefire indicators someone may have fallen down a rabbit hole so deep, they’re practically in Wonderland.
Alongside “Two Tier policing,” researchers found terms like “Turbo Cancer”, “New World Order,” “Chemtrail Cough,” and “Vaccine Magnetism” are definitive red flags, signalling that you’re dealing with a person who might believe the moon landing was filmed in a secret Hollywood basement and who probably spent a great deal of time at school eating crayons.
“The beauty of these phrases is their simplicity,” continued Dr Simon Williams.
“They serve as a quick and efficient way to identify those ‘special’ individuals who may be more susceptible to believing that lizard people run the government or that the Earth is as flat and barren as their intellect.”
In an effort to combat this spread of digital stupidity, experts suggest that where possible you should engage in constructive dialogue, promoting media and scientific literacy, though they freely admit that occasionally, just nodding politely while slowly backing away is the safest course of action when confronted with a ‘full-on loon’.
“It’s important to approach these conversations with empathy,” Dr Williams advises.
“Remember, we were all gullible once. It’s just that most of us believed in Santa Claus, not ‘Two Tier Policing’.”
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