Plan to adopt EU single market rules to be calmly welcomed by all the people still pretending Brexit was a good idea
by Rich Smith 7 months ago 
The government is planning a new law so the UK can adopt EU single market rules without a vote in parliament, a move which will likely be warmly welcomed by all the usual suspects still clinging to the fantasy that Brexit was a ‘good thing’.
The measure is part of a bill aiming to align the UK with new European regulations in areas such as food standards, making it easier to trade with our largest trading partner, which also happens to live right on our doorstep and which doesn’t apply tariffs depending on which side of the bed they slept on.
However, anything that concedes Brexit might not have been the panacea that was promised has left many Brexiters fuming into their copy of the Telegraph.
Brexit supporter Derek Williams told us, “This is an outrage and a betrayal of the 17 million people who voted to leave the EU! I mean, yes, we have left the EU, so the Brexit referendum has been satisfied, but this isn’t how I specifically wanted Brexit to go, and therefore, it’s a massive betrayal!
“I don’t care if there were thousands of versions of Brexit that all met the criteria set out in the referendum, the only important one is the one I wanted – and this isn’t it!”
Williams then became rather philosophical and went on, “If there is any sort of acceptance that Brexit wasn’t a ‘good thing’, or worse, that it is generally considered to be a ‘bad thing’, then what do I have left? Who even am I?
“What if over a decade of my life has been spent enthusiastically supporting a project that has, by all credible measures, failed miserably? What does this say about me as a man?
“No. We must fight this. It is nothing more than an outrageous attempt by the government to make things better for everyone in the country at the expense of making me feel bad about a decision I made a decade ago!
“You lost, get over it!”
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