Spurs fan vows to not cut his hair until the team w̶i̶n̶s̶ ̶f̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶o̶w̶ strings five passes together

A crazy Spurs fan has vowed to not cut his hair until the team win five games in a row… wait, no… until the team strings five passes together in a single game. 

Simon Williams, who has taken inspiration from Man Utd fan Frank Llett who is refusing to cut his hair until the team wins 5 games in a row, made the announcement earlier, following yet another dismal display of utterly shit football by his team last night. 

Speaking to reporters, he explained, “I was going to make it ten passes in a row, but thought better of it.

“I have decided that I am not going to cut my hair until Tottenham achieve the feat of stringing five passes together, in a row, in one game. 

“Obviously this is a crazy challenge to take on, and I know it could be a very long time before I visit the barbers, but I am willing to take it on despite how bad we currently are.

“I have seen that other guy who supports Man United take on a similar challenge, and I want to take it a step further, with an even more difficult task, which could go on for years to be fair.

“I was going to say I would cut it when we win five games, or even have five shots on target, but that is just ridiculous, I’d never get it cut.

“So I have gone for making five passes, to members of our own team. 

“Surely they can do that this season. 

“Surely?”

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