Spurs seek new manager, ideally with EFL Championship experience

Tottenham Hotspur have sacked Thomas Frank and are looking for a new manager to see them through next season’s inevitable Championship campaign.

The alleged football club, sarcastically referred to as “one of the big six”, are currently in 16th place in the Premier League and only five points from the relegation zone.

“Even Ruben Amorim’s Manchester United weren’t THAT bad,” bemoaned Spurs supporter, Simon Williams.

“I can only hope that whoever comes in can inject some life, some vigour, and get us out of the doldrums in which we find ourselves.”

Spurs board member, Malcolm McLoser, commented “haha, no…

“We’ve basically surrendered. Relegation is inevitable.

“West Ham seem to have remembered how to play football and Nottingham Forest are only one win behind us. We’re dead.

“On the plus side, that means we’ve got half a chance of winning a trophy next season by winning the Championship, if we get a manager with the right level of Championship experience, and if our players are good enough to compete in that league, which at least four of them DEFINITELY are.

“While you’re here, you don’t have a number for Neil Warnock, do you?”