David Beckham finally gets to the end of Brooklyn’s social media post
9 months ago
David Beckham has finally finished reading Brooklyn’s social media post it has been revealed today, after staying up all night trying to get to the end of the epic rant.
With news emerging yesterday that Brooklyn does not want to reconcile with his family after a bombshell media post, further news has now emerged that his mum and dad have finally managed to read the post which took his Dad at total of 16 hours to get through.
A spokesperson for Sir David told us, “Yes he has read it now. My God that was long.
“I tried to read it myself but just fell asleep half way through, so I couldn’t really help them, but I know they have both read it all now as David burning the midnight oil to get through it.
“Obviously there was a lot to get through, and A LOT to digest, but they can now get a full understanding of just what Brooklyn’s problem is.”
Asked if David and Victoria have any response to their son or comments on the post we were told “Look I’ll have to be honest with you, they can’t remember what was in it now. Something about dancing. It was so so long.”
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