Saying racist things not racist, insist racists

Racists have claimed that making unashamedly racist statements is definitely not racist, and anyone who accuses them of being racist is a racist.

After thousands marched at the weekend to ‘Unite the Kingdom’, debate now rages on whether some of those marching were actually racist just for expressing racist views.

“Referring to all asylum seekers as criminals, scroungers and jihadis is the highest form of patriotism, and anyone objecting to the use of such language deserves to be hanged,” explained definitely-not-racist Simon Williams.

“Lefties shout ‘racist’ to try to stifle the debate about which black people should be subject to mass deportations first,” he went on.

“And describing migrants as cockroaches or vermin is no more racist than setting fire to the bins outside a mosque.

“And everyone knows that mosques aren’t a race, they’re a building, so it can’t be racist.”

Mr Williams went on to highlight the numerous attacks he has suffered at the hands of people who don’t share his views.

“I suffer constant attacks because I’m not afraid to say what I think,” he said.

“The other day I went on the Guardian website to point out that decent dinosaurs weren’t wiped out by an asteroid but by a soft-touch establishment that led to an intolerable strain being placed on their infrastructure by people arriving in small boats.

“My post was deleted by a moderator because it didn’t abide by their community standards.

“I just don’t feel safe anymore.”

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